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Guest Blog: Dawne Prochilo

May 2, 2011

Today we welcome Erotic Romance Author Dawne Prochilo to our blog!


Recently I did a blog for another author describing the day in the of an erotic romance author- with a touch of humor. Today I have decided to dig a little deeper into the life of a clumsy erotic romance author.


I have, in real life, been known to have a few embarrassing mishaps (ex. stepped into a bucket, foot got stuck and I danced around a gas station for a few minutes trying to shake the damn thing off my foot instead of bending over and removing it with my hands- OY). But what would happen if that same clumsy person was in the bedroom, in the midst of a moment of heated passion. Let’s find out-


She knelt down in front of him, unzipped his pants and started tugging the denim down his muscular thighs. She knew what lay beneath the fabric of his… mesh bikini underwear.

“What the hell!” The shock of his undergarment choice had her in a stupor. “Mesh bikinis?”

“Yeah,” he moaned. “A gift from my mom.”


“Yes, mom wants the boys to be able to breathe so she can have grandkids one day.” His answer befuddled her.

Shaking off the surprise of his statement, she continued her trek to the hardening member beneath the… mesh. When his jeans were around his ankles, she reached beneath the netting of his underwear to expose his firm cock. In her attempt, the tip of his penis got caught on a piece of the gauzy material. She yanked harder, he moaned thinking she was getting rough.

“Oh yeah, baby! Take what you want!”

She growled low in her chest at the issue at hand but proceeded with her venture. She wanted to taste him, slide her lips over his cock and make him cum.

She jerked at his penis again but the damn mesh wasn’t giving in easily. His moan of pleasure frustrated her even more.

She moved closer to his body, her knees rubbing along the shag carpet, creating a nice rug burn on her left kneecap and tried to see what could be done to release his prick from the confines of his blasted underwear.

Raising her head slightly, she peered over the top elastic band and tried to see what the hold up was. As she leaned in closer and pulled on his penis, the hard shaft rebounded from the force and ricocheted back. Before she could blink or move, the hard tip of his penis hit he square in the eye.

“Ouch!” She released the firm rod and began rubbing her eye.

“You okay?”

“Yeah.” Tears running down her cheek. “Maybe we should try something else.”

“Oh, okay.”

Repositioning on the bed, they passionately kissed. “Do you want me to get BOB out and play for awhile?”

“Yes.” She purred at the thought.

Seconds later she felt the firm plastic of BOB rubbing on her clit. She moaned in anticipation waiting for him to hit the ‘on’ button. She squirmed under the touch of BOB teasing her most sensitive area.

“Damn!” He growled. “Batteries must be dead.”

“No, I just replaced them yesterday.” She whined.

“Hang on, wrong button.” He chuckled.

He hit the button and nothing.

“Let me try.” She hissed, the moment of passion was starting to dissipate. When she reached for BOB, he snatched it away.

“I can do it. Hang on.”

When he hit another button, the television turned on. “Oh shit! That’s the wrong thing.”

“Oh my God!” She covered her face with her hands.


Dawne Prochilo is an erotic romance author with her sixth novel, When We Meet Again, being released on May 9. She has two more releases scheduled for this year with Romance Divine. She oversees 8 blogs daily, writes adult content online and is the Promotions Director for Secret Cravings Publishing.













Where to find Dawne:






Silver Publishing – Promotions, Marketing and Advertising

4 Comments leave one →
  1. May 2, 2011 10:42 am

    Hilarious blog, Dawne! You mix humor and erotica so well you could start a new genre, erotic humor!! ROFLMAO!

  2. Dawne Prochilo permalink
    May 2, 2011 10:48 am

    TY for having me on your blog today Adriana

  3. Dawne Prochilo permalink
    May 2, 2011 10:54 am

    Thanks Jean- I think I may have something here too ♥

  4. May 4, 2011 7:43 pm

    *Snicker* Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

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